LinkedUp:Bring Your World One Step Closer. Much Closer.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: In this modern era where social media keeps everyone connected, and where people are utilizing the power of the internet to make the distance between themselves and others smaller and smaller, we are pleased to announce the latest groundbreaking social networking site.

LinkedUp: See How Close You Really Are.

LinkedUp is a bold step forward in putting personal interaction back into your online connections. Using a series of highly intuitive algorithms and easy to understand graphs and charts, you will be able to easily see who the people you have had an intimate physical interaction with have also had an intimate physical interaction with, and compare the experiences that you shared.

By simply inputting your personal information and the personal information of everyone you have ever intimately known, you will easily be able to see how many steps removed you are from basically sleeping with almost everyone in your social group. LinkedUp is about more than just simply listing your conquests and/or failures, it’s about seeing how interconnected your world really is.

Using the easy to learn five tiered rating system, you can recommend your past flings as ranging from “High Five” (highly recommended/would use again) to “Morning Tip Toes” (strongly urge others not to use/almost doesn’t count.) The more of your friends are using LinkedUp, the more interesting it gets as you can compare recommendations and comment on what other people have said about you or the other people in your LinkedUp network.

While some of our focus groups have complained that LinkedUp has “totally crossed a line with this” and have made some of our subjects feel “violated in ways that I really didn’t even know existed,” we see it as brave new way of a bringing the world one step closer. You've been close to a select few, why not see how close that closeness has brought you to the rest of the world!

By joining LinkedUp today, and being part of our initial launch, you will be in the brave new frontier of living in an online world where nothing is sacred and the assumption of privacy goes the way of the telegraph and the mule powered water wheel. After all, as we all know in the 21st Century, nothing you do really matters unless there is digital proof of it that is instantly available to anyone at all times.

So take your online existence that one giant leap forward. You already share your thoughts, business information, photos and more on current sites like Facebook, LinkedIn and Flickr, why not start sharing the information that your parents’ generation thought of as “private” and “totally inappropriate for almost all social situations.” You'll be glad you did, and you'll be amazed at what you can learn about yourself in the process.

LinkedUp: Where Your Physical Exploits get a Digital Life.